51+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends and Sisters

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What greater gift is there on your birthday than laughter? Well, a real gift may be slightly preferable, but a good chuckle never hurts! Make your loved one’s birthday card a bit brighter by adding one of our 50+ Funny Birthday Wishes .

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  • You are aware that it is your birthday. It’s time for you to clumsily grin while your loved ones ruin your birthday song. Fun times!
  • You already have ME, so I’m not sure what else you could possibly want, but I suppose you may leave now. Cheers to your birthday!
  • Is this place hotter than usual? Probably every candle on your cake. Cheers to your birthday!
  • Laughable Birthday Greetings for All 11. It’s a fun fact that 10% of a nice birthday is drinking and 90% is mental. Begin the pouring, and cheers to your birthday!
  • Have a great birthday! I believe it’s fantastic that you were once youthful.
  • Have a great birthday! I’m very happy you were born on this day. Without you to keep an eye on things, my existence would be utterly uninteresting.
  • My one regret, to a wonderful buddy on their birthday, is that I did not get to meet you sooner so I could have irritated you for longer. Cheers to your birthday!
  • Your special day is turning into a major fire danger. Take them out! Hurry up! And happy birthday, too!
  • Happy birthday to one of my true friends. Those are harder to get than eggs these days, so you should feel quite proud of yourself!
  • Cheers to your birthday! It is lit, same to your candles!
  • I’ve brought you a really kind gift for your special day. A ghostly embrace! Though you cannot feel it, it is unquestionably present! Cheers to your birthday!
  • You don’t appear to be even sixteen! With my eyes closed, from a distance. Cheers to your birthday!
  • From the bottom of my heart, I wish you the most wonderful birthday ever! (Why should I say that when my butt is clearly larger, “with all my heart”?)
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Shortly Funny Birthday Wishes

  • More senior? Without a doubt. Smarter?Mmm, arguable. Cheers to your birthday!
  • Have a great birthday! You appear no more aged than dirt!
  • There’s no better reason to get wasted on a workday than your birthday. Top to bottom!
  • Witty, attractive, and humorous! But enough about me. Cheers to your birthday!
  • Your birthday is remembered by a real friend, but not your age.
  • Greetings on your birthday. May your day be as pleasant as your countenance.
  • Please don’t mature! It’s deceptive. Cheers to your birthday!
  • I would give you my last bit of chicken. That is quite a statement. Cheers to your birthday!
  • You may be extinct, but at least you’re not a dinosaur! Cheers to your birthday!
  • Cheers to your birthday! I’m so happy you were born.
  • That my weirdness truly resonates with your weirdness is amazing. Cheers to your birthday!
  • I would absolutely give you a five-star rating if you were to be my Uber driver. Cheers to your birthday!
  • The elderly smell! Oh, no, that’s only you. Cheers to your birthday!
  • Whoa, you’re getting older and having birthdays! You look good as an adult.
  • May you have a moist birthday cake, and may no one ever characterize it with that adjective.
  • To an actual Instagram villain, happy birthday.
  • Other than not knowing how to fold a fitted sheet, you seem quite decent. Cheers to your birthday!
  • Identify a superior birthday pair. I’ll hold off. Regarding that, happy birthday!
  • I hope you live long enough to develop wrinkles. Cheers to your birthday!
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls

  • What a year it has been for you. Tell me how old we should be saying people you are now, please. Cheers to your birthday!
  • We are pals with our breasts—me being one, you the other! Cheers to your birthday!
  • To a lady who never ceases to astonish me, happy birthday. On certain days, your intelligence knows no limits. On other days, you realize you left your keys in the refrigerator and can’t find them. You’re amazing!
  • Cheers to your birthday! Girl, continue to be golden.
  • To a buddy for life, happy birthday! When we’re old enough, I can’t wait to terrorize the senior house nurses with you!
  • I hope the “she” to my “nanigans” has the happiest birthday ever!
  • A word of wisdom for your big day: The Botox game is not a source of guilt. Cheers to your birthday!
  • I wanted to share a small secret with you on your birthday. For a moment, you’re lively and youthful. The next time you use the stove, you have a preferred burner. I believe we both understand who you are.Cheers to your birthday!
  • You may weep if you want to, but I don’t advise it because it’s your celebration. We are going to take a ton of photos tonight, and you will destroy your makeup. Cheers to your birthday!
  • Just a brief remembrance on your unique day… Discreet ladies don’t often create history. So let’s be more crazy this year! Cheers to your birthday!
  • We call it your unique glitter; some call it the reason for a stay in a mental health facility. Cheers to your birthday!
  • You would have been considered a witch if we had been in Salem in 1692. Likewise, I would. We connect so well because of this. Witchy, happy birthday!
  • All I can do is aspire to be a lady half as amazing as you. But clearly dressed better. Cheers to your birthday!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

  • You’re a wonderful catch, I’ll tell you that because it’s your birthday. Sending you my best wishes on your birthday!
  • Have a great birthday! I prepared you a cake to celebrate your wonderful day. WHACK! A CAKE, YOU ARE! You’re very welcome, indeed.
  • I would definitely urinate on you if you were stung by a jellyfish. I really do mean that much to you, buddy. Cheers to your birthday!
  • We’ve just completed another year of dating. Without you, how would I manage? Without a doubt, not with open jars. Man, happy birthday!
  • Here are some words of wisdom just for you on this special day of your birthday: Remember to smile as long as your teeth are present! Good birthday, seasoned veteran!
  • Have a great birthday! It’s significant! (Maybe that’s what she said.)
  • Thank you for being a wonderful man! Cheers to your birthday!
  • I think you’re the greatest man born on this day! (Well, “best” is a harsh term; I still like you.) Cheers to your birthday!
  • To a man who is still not revealing his age, happy birthday…and clearly not acting it.
  • Happy birthday to you! Do you understand what that implies? One more year till I’m that elderly man who tells youngsters to get off my yard! That guy is the envy of everybody!
  • If it’s any comfort to know, you’ve only gotten better with age when it comes to whiskey flavor. So that’s one thing going for you at least. Cheers to your birthday!
  • . Dude, happy birthday! Congratulations for being one year closer to a senior citizen movie ticket discount. Not to mention the grocery store’s top parking slots.
  • You may be thinking, “Oh man, I’m getting old,” on your birthday, but don’t panic. Don’t let your age stop you from doing what you love.

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